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      <image:caption>Hark! The herald angels sing…at City Lights. (Lara McCaffrey)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Department 56 has been churning out holiday miniatures since 1976. (Lara McCaffrey)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>City Lights is a treasure trove of tiny towns. (Lara McCaffrey)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Anything can be a Christmas ornament, even a pack of Reese’s. (Lara McCaffrey)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A section of the store looks like a veritable forest, faux snow and all. (Lara McCaffrey)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Diners waiting in line at a KFC restaurant in Akihabara, Tokyo. (Credit: Wikimedia/Ian Muttoo</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Life-sized statues of Colonel Sanders can be found in Japanese KFCs, and yes, they even dress them up for Christmas. (Credit: Flickr/Catherine)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>KFC has also started capitalizing on New Years, using well-known actresses like Haruka Ayase to advertise their “New Year Barrels.” (Credit: Flickr/Danny Choo)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Japanese KFC fans sometimes wait in hours-long lines just to grab a holiday to-go meal. (Credit: Wikimedia/ysakaki)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Not everyone loves the sight of naked mannequins, which you can use to your advantage. (Photo: Kathy)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>You can turn some outdoor mannequins into planters or bases for topiaries. (Photo: Judi Henderson-Townsend/Mannequin Madness)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Outdoor mannequins can help burglars at bay if you make them creepy-looking enough. (Photo: Jason Eppink)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Turning a mannequin into a mailbox will certainly make your house memorable to passersby. (Photo: Judi Henderson-Townsend/Mannequin Madness)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A combination of a domestic quail and a plains pocket gopher made by Donald Foster. Credit: Etsy</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A roadkill squirrel that the author removed from a roadway and saved from further destruction. Credit: Patrick Kuklinski</image:caption>
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