Hidden Camera Cactuses

Yes, that potted plant is watching you.

From package thieves to Jehovah’s Witnesses to creeps in general, there’s no telling who’s going to enter your property.

With these handy security camera-rigged cactuses and succulents you can keep an eye on what goes down when you’re not around.

VIA DPL Surveillance Equipment

$650

 

The Deets…

For the person who so sorely lacks a green thumb that they can’t even keep a cactus alive, here’s one that won’t die under your care.

Instead of worrying about overwatering or getting pricked by its needles, these stealthy indoor/outdoor hidden camera plants will do all the work for you.

They’re equipped with motion-activated DVR cameras, which means that they won’t waste power or space on their memory card filming nothingness. Only when their sensors detect motion do they start working. They also have night vision and can see up to 20- to 30-feet in complete darkness. The removable memory card inside of them can store up to 128GB of footage, and each file is time and date stamped.

“The Great Cactus Caper: Why Do We Fall For It?”

From cactuses to succulents, you’ve got a few aesthetic options to choose from, all of which look a lot more realistic than the ones officials tried to “plant” around an Arizona city back in 2015.

Your best bet is to nestle the hidden camera cactus amongst real plants, so that it looks less suspicious — just make sure you don’t forget that it’s fake and water it.